Once upon a time there was a naked person walking down the street. The crowd’s faces were so red and hot. The cops came and whacked him in the head and he went to jail. They gave him rotten eggs then he went “er rotten eggs! They stink like poo!” And there was a bucket of rat poo. He got sick of it then someone came through the walls to come and get him out so he excaped from jail then the other man went to jail then the police came running after the first man so he kept running.